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VOTE! VOTE MY PRETTIES!

THE THIRD ANNUAL DRAMATIS PERSONAE AWARDS



AKA THE 'GOLDEN GOAT' AWARDS






Voting has commenced! Please select ONE option from the list of nominees below, in each category. We would rather you did not vote for yourself in singular awards, but voting for yourself in a pair or for a quote/event is acceptable. Votes will be screened. Voting is open to all.


And the nominees are...

Most likely to end up famous:

* Star
* Harry
* Zac
* Hannah
* Blaise
* Lavender

Is one beer short of a six pack:

* Maghnus
* Pax
* Dumbledore
* Theo
* Angeline

Has The Best One-Liners:

* Draco
* Star
* Trixie
* Malcolm

Most Artistically Inclined:

* Pax
* Lufi
* Harry
* Cael
* Zac
* Hannah
* Lavender

Best Dramatic Performance:

* Tonks/Remus/Cirus (The Birth, Everything Before, Everything After)
* Cael's assessment of ALL of Draco's flaws
* Demise losing her baby
* In which Star goes mental and bashes her head against the wall much to the consternation of Skylar

Best New Artist (character):

* Remus
* Harry
* Skylar
* Draco
* Hermione

Best New Artist (player):

* Kate
* Beth
* Ash

Favorite Mary-Sue Original Character:

* Tale
* Angeline
* Skylar
* Trixie
* Demise

Most Dysfunctional Slytherin:

* Star
* Draco

Fiestiest Ravenclaw:

* Mandy
* Tale
* Cael
* Zac

Most Wacky Personality:

* Maghnus
* Dumbledore
* Lavender
* Millicent
* Draco

Most Hardcore Chick:

* Millicent
* Blaise
* Tale

Biggest Badass:

* Richard
* Maghnus
* Malcolm

Playboy:

* Draco
* Malcolm
* Skylar
* Harry

Playgirl:

* Star
* Mandy

Most Turmoil Infested Relationship:

* Star/Draco
* Theo/Demise
* Star/Anyone
* Tale/Lufi
* Blaise/Malcolm

Belong To Each Other:

* Harry/Blaise
* Lufi/Tale
* Theo/Demise
* Draco/Star

Favorite Ship:

* Remus/Tonks
* Lavender/Skylar
* Star/Skylar
* Star/Draco
* Trixie/Goat
* Lufi/Tale

The Sweetest Thing:

* Harry
* Lavender
* Tonks
* Theo
* Angeline
* Trixie

Most Vain:

* Maghnus
* Draco
* Malcolm

Most self-Inflicted Screw Up:

* Star
* Lavender
* Blaise

Tolerable Adult:

* Dumbledore
* Remus
* Tonks
* Richard

Cutest Kid:

* Angel
* Trixie
* Rosie

First To Kill Draco:

* Star
* Cael
* Himself
* Angel
* Lavender
* Voldemort
* Remus

The most Soap-Opera-like scene:

* http://www.livejournal.com/users/star_ruet/38235.html - Star thinks Sky has slept with Demise, and runs off to Draco
* http://www.livejournal.com/users/angeloo/6992.html - Angel and Draco's 'dayt'
* When Lufi jumped out the window blind drunk and stormed off to Pax's because Tale was giving him a headache.
* Blaise Zabini. It could be an episode of Passions....or the OC!
* When Demise or Star cracks the shits.

The best One-Liner:

* "Think faster, all this swapping the laptop back and fourth between us is making me dizzy." -Star
* "Go snog a five year old, Draco" - Lavender
* "Why hello sweet heart, are you the young lady I've often seen in the common room stuffing her bra?" - Lavender (to Angeline)
* Angel: wots a peedofile?
Trixie: sum1 that likes feet!
* http://www.livejournal.com/users/sock_enthusiast/2615.html?thread=25143#t25143 - Cael and Dumbles
* http://www.livejournal.com/users/dmalfoy_/7034.html - Draco
* This kind of thing. - Star
* We live in a magical world so anything could be possible, including boys giving birth to puppies. - Kit
* "Don't bring Trixie. And even if you do insist upon bringing Trixie, please do not bring the goat." Draco.

The Town Cryer Award:

* Tonks
* Lavender
* Star

Sexiest Male in a leading role:

* Skylar
* Draco
* Theo
* Kit
* Harry
* Maghnus

Sexiest Female in a leading role:

* Demise,
* Blaise
* Star
* Mandy
* Ginny
* Tale

The Gilette:

* Draco
* Cael
* Pax

The Lady Gilette:

* Star
* Tale
* Millicent

Best unresolved sexual tension:

* Remus/Harry
* Maghnus/Millicent
* Maghnus/Draco
* Lavender/Sky
* Star/Kit
* Star/Lucius
* Angel/Draco
* Angel/Trixie

Most likely to be sent to Azkaban:

* Maghnus
* Dumbledore
* Terry Boot
* Ginny
* Pansy

Most inappropriate pairing:

* Terry/Dumbles
* Tale/Cael
* Draco/Fenna Ruet
* Draco/Angel
* Draco/ANY Ruet at all
* Snape/Trixie
* Baldrick/Blaise
* Goat/Draco
* Baldrick/Dumbles
* Malcolm/Mrs Zabini
* Sneevely/Draco
* Pax/Lufi

Most amusing/comedic side-plot:

* Kit and his puppies
* Draco/Lavender locked in the bathroom
* The Goat who Lived
* Draco/Lavender and 'the marriage'
* The running 'bicycle' joke.
* Theo charming Star's hair brunette
* Draco tell's Trixie who Jenna Jamieson is

Most likely to throw in the towel and go/go back to the muggle world:

* Harry
* Hermione

Best User Icon (please provide link):

* All

Most appropriate CP/Visual Portrayl of a character:

* All
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